Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Tidbits and beyond.....

I have nothing profound to say. Things are pretty mellow around here, although my body is doing strange things. I am losing weight, not feeling great, have bits where bits should not be, etc, etc, etc. Had a doctors appointment on Monday where she told me that the bits were a problem but they could be fixed. My cervix does not look as one that has birthed three children. Have you ever had your cervix shoved around? It's not the most pleasant of experiences. As I answered her questions she scribbled notes which to me is never a good thing. I had to go for blood work today, and now I guess we just sit and wait. For what? I'm really not so sure.

Sam and Claire were put on time out yesturday for disturbing the peace. They were told to sit apart on the kitchen floor and not move. Almost simultaneously, they both lay down and Sam said that they were taking their time out on the beach! Freaks!!!!

Tonight Sam and I were saying his prayers. He started asking the questions we all get asked. Where is God and Jesus? I told him that they were in heaven. Up in the clouds? Yes Sam. I want them here. Well Sam, ask them to be with you while you sleep. Will they take me to heaven? Yes Sam, but I hope not for a long time. Mom? Are there good people in heaven? Yes Sam. What about bad people? Well Sam, if they love God and tell him they are sorry then they will be in heaven too. But mom....not the pizza man!

11 comments:

Family Of Five said...

I hope you are feeling better soon! The time out thing cracked me right up!! Little smartie pants! Creative little minds they have...gotta give them credit! We have time in the penalty box in our house (which is actually just a sit down on the floor like yours)- penalty min for roughing... unsportsman like conduct....

Bumbling Bav said...

So what bits are not to be where they are? And yes I have had the "shove around" and it was when I was prego with my first child.... not fun!

So what is up with the pizza dude!

Cori said...

Too cute! And I like the timeout for disturbing the peace even better! I am going to have to use that one. Feel better soon.

Shelley said...

Sam is just a little card! I think I will take my "time out" at the beach too. Great thinking! I hope you are okay Alison. I had a Dr. do the cervix thing when they thought I had a spot on it. Not fun. Hope all is well for you. Keep us posted.

Lori said...

Your kids crack me up!

Do let us know about your bits and all. Yikes. Doesn't sound fun.

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

what's up with the bits?
i've had three kids and plenty of shoving too.

Jodi said...

Wow! Body issues are never fun, no matter where they are poking around. I hope all comes back a-okay! :)

What did the pizza man do? LOL

Mama B said...

oHope you'll feel better soon!!!! Oh how I hate those OB appointments!!!!

Connie and Rob said...

I will say a prayer for you! Hope everything is okay.

Your kids sound so cute!

Take care!
Connie

pumpkinhead said...

Your kids crack me up :). Good luck with the blood work, lady.

Jamie Dawn said...

Punishment on the beach... those little tyrants!

I hope your health troubles are resolved soon. Female troubles are such a pain to deal with. I wish you well. Staying on top of the situation is the right thing to do.